Darklady's Retro-Moderne Pansexual Burlesque Hall awaits your self-indulgent pleasures for this year’s Portland Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser. Pick your favorite past, present, or future burlesque era, dress to impress, & luxuriate in an evening of solo-sexual satisfaction & entertainment, featuring kinky & erotic play spaces, a silent auction, dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, porn stars, Canada’s singing sensation: The Wet Spots – & so much more — all graciously introduced by mistress of ceremonies and transsexual porn sensation, Hot Wendy Williams.
Bring a pet or human care product for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry.
Saturday, May 31, 2008 7:00 pm - 2:00 am Stage Show at 9:00pm Mt. Tabor Theater Portland, OR Fully accessible, ages 21 and older only
Bawdy Tunes by The Wet Spots Sexy Shimmies by Sahara Dunes Post-Porn Stand-Up by Jacklyn Lick Fellatio Demo by Sara Jay Circle Jerk for Prizes Multi-Media Magic by DJ Darknezzz Readings by The Tarot Wizard Portrait & Erotic Stills by Bryan Grimes & Chris King Naughty Barber & Kilted Massage Man The ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, Sex Kitten, and the Gear! Birthday fantasies for March, April & May
Silent Auction & Door Prizes Two Full Bars & Food Menu Sweet Indulgences from the Naughty Baker S/M play space & two sensual Rubitoriums Massage Tables & Sex Swing Cloakroom More, more, more!
$50 - Street clothes $25 – Burlesque, Fetish, or Dressy Attire RSVP Absolutely Required Bring a pet or human care product for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry. Limited work-scholarships available. Cash & in-kind sponsorships, auction items & prizes of all kinds sought.
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25 Comment from Sequoia Redd April 9, 2008, 2:14 pm
Its on my 21st birthday!! Dude, totally a sign from the goddess…
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Could you give us more information about the masturbate-a-thon? It sounds like fun and we’d love to tell people about it : )